Cheer up emo kid

You’re going to laugh at yourself when you’re older when you realize how dumb you look in pants too tight for anorexic teenage girls.

Does this make me look fat?

I don’t care how needy you are for attention, they do not make your ass look good, dude. Save some jpgs, you can judge for yourself in a few years.

And here I thought the leg warmers, shoulder pads, or side ponytails of like totally the 80’s were the worst fashion statements of all time. I thought Hungry Like a Wolf was rock bottom, but Fall Out Boy? Really?

Honestly, I’m just tired of seeing dudes in tight women’s jeans.

So ladies, we all know emo guys are dressing in your pants to try to get into your pants. If you figure out other ways to feed your histrionic personality, they will to. Keep the black hair, or maybe try blonde if you’re in the mood. Put on some clothes that actually fit, then go eat a cheeseburger, please. Grab Incredibles on DVD and pay attention to Violet. Not to ruin part of the ending, but she stops hating herself and the boy asks her out.